MiG Wants Advice

MiG: So, Marty, how do you do it?

Marty: What?

MiG: Get all those ladies to fall for you.

Marty: Come on, MiG, you've got plenty of female fans.

MiG: Yeah, but not like you...it's like their hypnotized or something.

Marty: It's all in the eyes, man.

MiG: The eyes?

Marty: Yeah, you've gotta give them the right look...one that says 'do me'.

MiG: I thought that's what I was doing.

Marty: You are, but you gotta do it smooth...like it's not on purpose.

MiG: How?

Marty: Just relax, hang back. I guarantee that you will get everything you want...votes, songs, women, everything. I mean, take right now for example.

MiG: Huh?

Marty: Well, while the others argue over who gets what song, I'm hanging back like I don't care...

MiG: But you do care?

Marty: Of course, but the less eager I seem than the more people will want to appease me, just to see me smile and so I increase the likelihood that someone just gives me the song I want.

MiG: Really?

Marty: Have you ever know me to sing a song that wasn't my first or second choice?

MiG: No.

Marty: There you go.

MiG: Wow...and this works with women? This whole laying back thing.

Marty: Yep...the less over-the-top you are, the more mysterious you seem and the more enamored they become.