Advice For the Future

Here are some advice for future tours...

For Marty: These pants look very nice on you and are greatly enjoyed by your female fans...wear them more often! - Just make sure you don't get them wet while going commando...or, you know, do (I know I wouldn't mind them getting see through.)

For Bobby: Enter and exit every room in exactly this manner...I assure you that the number of breasts you will be asked to sign will continue to rise.

For Billy: Continue to moon those on tour with you - it'll liven things up....Just don't forget to show the audience a bita skin too. Yeah baby! Shake that ass me for me, shake that ass for me!

For Dino: Keep making faces such as this while playing...mostly cause when people catch pictures of you doing it I get more options for PicFics.

For Gary: Don't ever do this to your hair ever again! I love ya, man, but you look retarded...don't you know that perioxide shit can fuck with your head?

For JD: No more blowing, licking, or otherwise molesting your mic. Seriously, you're just trying too hard to be sexy...either that or you think you're tour's a few month long audition for the porno you'll no doubt be doing if you loose you're gig as the lead singer of INXS.

'Kay, think that's it for the moment! Take care and heed my advice...it's for the best!

Note: Thank you Lovehammers-Lover/Lisa for allowing me to use the Bobby pic (her name is credited on the pic itself, but it's too small to see). Tooks ;-)