Thursday, April 27, 2006

Top 20 Reasons We Love Billy

20. His impish grin
19. Every so often, he'll shake his ass on-stage
18. He's a family man
17. He's a professional
16. His guitar solos rock our world
15. His hobbit hair
14. His humor...the man always has fun!
13. The man can sing
12. Every so often...he'll go shirtless
11. He loves to play his guitar
10. His hands on the guitar are mezmerizing
9. He wears a cowboy hat and doesn't look dumb
8. His glasses are very nice
7. He can smoke and play at the same time
6. His funky half beanie-half cabbie hat

5. He'll play, even if he's ill
4. His eye-fuck!
3. He loves his bandmates
2. He give his time to the littlest of fans
1. He's the Golden Guitar God!!!
I'd like to give a shout-out to a very special person who, I'm pretty sure, I've lifted at least 2-4 of these pics from, Erin. Angelshadow and BIMCO also get shout outs cause they's some crazy-ass bitches that sure love that Will E. Longrod...or is it Will E. Survive? Well, whatever you happen to want to go by you are, indeed, the Golden Guitar God!!! Much love to you, Billy!!! And thanks again for that no "ass-out" hug! - Tooks ;-)

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

INDEEEEEEED TOP NOTCH PICFIC... TOP FUCKIN' NOTCH!!!!!!!...

i figure i should contribute in some infintesimal way so.. here Tooks are the Top 20 Reasons I Love Billy!

1.Billy's THE MAN!

2.HIS HANDS ARE THE 8TH WONDER OF THE WORLD ... really they're glorious beyond comprehension.

3. Every solo/guitar break/ brilliant unexpected chord progression he weaves with those glorious powerful hands of his make my liver quake like Kilamanjaro.

4. He's the raven-haired pocket prince who rocks my world like none other.

5. HE WEARS THE LOCKET I GAVE HIM!!

6. He noticed when i permed my hair!

7. I once saw him pissing in the CBGB's back-alley, where many punk rock legends have pissed before him.

8. He likes turtles.

9. Hobbit Hair.

10. He coined the phrase "Pulling my dick 9 inches from Sunday"... i'm not sure what that means but i know it's brilliant!

11. He loves Bettie Page.

12. Behind closed doors he's actually your typical suburban dad.

13. His facial hair defies logic.

14. He admits to reading true crime novels.

15. He can make any article of clothing look like it was woven and spun by angels above... INCLUDING CARGO PANTS!

16. EYE FUCK... SERIOUSLY.... EYE FUCK!

17. He likes Social Distortion.

18. He multitasks (e.g. Smoking, playing guitar, being awesome all at the same time!)

19. He once shot a man in Reno... just to watch him die.

20. BILLY IS GOD... I BELIEVE HE CREATED HEAVEN AND EARTH AND RESTED ON THE SEVENTH DAY... ONLY TO REBOOT THE AWESOME POWER OF HIS ROCKINGNESS!

♥ sheria.

seriously Tooks that blog was greatly appreciated ... DO MORE MOOOOOOORE!

4/29/2006 4:32 PM  
Blogger Melissa said...

I'm so glad you liked it Sheria! ...And look, you were the first to post on it...You popped Billy's comment cherry! Hahaha!!!

...If I get more/different pics I may do another set of these sometime...maybe after the next tour?

Much love girl!

4/29/2006 4:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I LOVE the Billy pic fic Tooks!!! Great Job!
Glad i was able to contribute in some small way :)

Sheria,I love your top 20 list as well, your top 3 pretty much say it all!

Erin

5/03/2006 3:25 PM  

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