Causin' Car Crashes

Billy: Hey, Marty! Marty, I'd totally get away from there, man!

Marty: Why?

Dino: Chicks, dude, chicks.

Marty: Chicks?

Bobby: Yeah, chicks...you know, females, women, ladies?

Marty: :rolls eyes: What about them?

Billy: Well, they've sorta gone nuts over you.

Marty: Ha ha.

Dino: No, he's serious...chicks are crazy for you.

Marty: Even if that is true, what's that got to do with me standing on a balcony?

Bobby: We're not that far from the road...

Dino: And we ain't gettin sued cause of you.

Marty: Oh, sure like that would ever happen.

Chick in Car: MARTY!!!

:CRASH:

Bobby: Don't worry, I've already got the hospital on the line.

Billy: I'll call the lawyer!

Dino: I'll go see if she's okay!

Marty: I'll get off the balcony and come with you, Dino. Poor girl's killed her car, might as well make it worth her while.

Right, so this is a really old one but I don't have time to think of somethin' original at the moment (finals) and as far as I can remember I've never posted it here...but if I have then this'll be pulled and all will be moot. - Tooks ;-)