Jordis Swears Nothing Happened

Jordis: Look, seriously, we didn't. Me and Marty are just friends.

Dave: Are you sure? 'Cause it really seems like you two are close.

Jordis: I swear to God, man, nothing happened between us.

Dave: Well, I believe you...but I doubt anyone else will.

Interviewer: So, you and Marty seem close.

Jordis: Yeah, well, we're sorta on the same level.

Interviewer: How's that?

Jordis: We're both musicians that are at a crossroads in our careers, on the verge of making it big and just praying for that big break.

Interviewer: Well, so were the others at the mansion, there's got to be more than that...Maybe something along the romance line?

Jordis: Look, I gotta boyfriend.

Interviewer: But you two were separated for quite a long time...things happen...

Jordis: No, they don't. This interview is over.

MiG: Ya know, Jordis, if ya slept with Mahty it's okay.

Jordis: Jesus Christ! I didn't sleep with him!

MiG: Look, we all've done things we're not proud of. Especially after a couple of drinks.

Jordis: Heh heh...I'm not talking about this any more.

Paul: Okay, let's take a quick break...

Rafael: So, Jordis, Marty was in here a little awhile ago.

Jordis: Yeah? So?

Jim: He looked a little...disheveled.

Jordis: And?

Rafael: Well, we were wondering if you might know why?

Nate: Maybe he had a late-night visit?

Jim: By a lovely young lady...

Sasha: Like yourself, perhaps?

All House Band Members: :Laugh:

Jordis: Ya know what? Fuck you!!! I'm goin' out for a walk.

Paul: I hear Marty's sittin' by the pool!

Sasha: Maybe you'll get lucky and he'll jump in!

Jim: And ask you to join!

Rafael: You two can "ride the waves" with him!

Jordis: :flips them off: FUCK YOU!!!!!