From the Dazed Recollection of the Tour

Dino: Thank gawd those security guys didn't find all those tiny liquor bottles in their search for drugs, huh guys?

Billy: Dude, I really don't think they'd have cared about the liquor.

Marty: :laughing: Does this mean I'm married to the Sisterhood? Hey, this is still warm! Oooh that is so fuckin' hot!

Billy: Holy shit, Marty, what the fuck is that?!?

Marty: That's a camera...Christ, man, how much have you been drinkin'?

Bobby: Heh heh, hey look...I'm playing a drumstick like a flute!

Dino: Dude, there's no sound coming outta that.

Bobby: Well, duh, I'm miming it!

Ladies: Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Marty: Ladies, this isn't a sex show!

Tooks: Oh, but it'd be great if it turned into one at Boston's The Wang! Boys, it'll be my 23rd birthday 2 weeks from the day of the concert...how would you like to make me the happiest 23 year old in the world? ; - )