Cruisin' with Marty
Marty: MiG was right...this really is a nice car. Very comfy...Car: Good morning Marty.
Marty: Oh, wow, it does talk! And in a nice female voice.
Car: Mmmm, why thank you Marty.
Marty: Uh...you're welcome...Car?
Car: Please, call me Honda.
Marty: Heh heh, okay, Honda.
Car: You know, you feel very good.
Marty: ...Huh?
Car: Your ass in my seat feels sooo good...Now put your key in my ignition and let's ride.
Marty: Oh, wow...
Marty: :whispers: Hey, Mig, what kind of things does your car say?
Mig: Um...turn right, turn left, five miles til you reach your distination...the usual. Why?
Marty: You mean it's never said anything...dirty?
Mig: Noooo, whyyy...Has yours?
Marty: Yeah...Kinda...Maybe...
Mig: I think we should just assume, from now on, that everything hits on you.
Marty: I guess so...
Yeah, so, I've kinda been having a bit of writer's block (all my creativities goin into paper and stuff for finals) and this was the best I could come up with. ...Sorry! -Tooks ;-)
posted by Melissa at 12:06 AM
7 Comments:
Tooks...it's bloody brilliant!
Jet
Love it!
Not2
OMG tooks! Im laughing my Marty loving ass off!!
I ditto all of the above, Tooks!!!
Hilarious! Laugin' til I'm cryin' here!
whew!
Finally, a replacement for Knight Rider??? Is Marty the next Hoff?
Sid, did you just equate Marty to David Hasselhoff? And wasn't KITT a dude car? ...I think, in a 6 degrees way, you just suggested the car might be gay for Marty!
-- Oh, now that's good!!! Bonus points to Sid! LOL
(Thanks all who stopped by to comment, by the way)
haha! k so i just stumbled across this and i about fell out of my chair especially after reading tooks' response to sid...
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