PSA: Don't Drink and Dress

Public Service Announcement: As New Year's Eve approaches I feel the need to make a special post on an issue the constantly goes unnoticed yet affects millions of people on a daily basis. It is the tragedy of consuming large amounts of liquor and then dressing onself, it strikes the coolest of the human race, even rockers, and the consequences can be dire:

After drinking a bottle of vodka through a straw MiG thought he could dress like a tough guy and get away with it...he was beaten up by a small group of Girl Scouts shortly after this picture was taken.

JD drank so much that he ended up getting on stage looking like a Sum 41 reject...later that night Tim made him walk around with the just the "Your Mom Thinks I'm Hot" tee-shirt on as the rest of the band threw cupcakes at him.

After the third shot of tequilla Marty's outfit took a very wrong turn...that night he was mistaken for Cojo by Carson Kreesley who promptly pimp-slapped him and called him a "dirty bitch".

Suzie drank ten Startini's in a row and then got dressed...she was mistaken for Britney Spears and dry humped by Kevin Ferderline.

Jordis got drunk, couldn't find any shirts, and so grabbed a white sheet as a top...sadly JD recognized it as Marty's bedsheet and thier cover was blown.

PLEASE, DON'T DRINK AND DRESS!!!