Random Crazy(4Marty)ness

Marty: Really? Ladies? Back-stage? For me?

JD: Yeah.

Marty: Not for you? ...But for me?

JD: ...Yeah :whispers: Ya lousy son of a...

Marty: I gotta check this out!

Marty: WOW! Look at all of them!

JD: Yeah, yeah, yeah... :begins to hatch devious plot:

Marty: Ahhh! JD, what fuck are you doin'?

JD: Hey, look everyone, Marty's gay!!! Hey, all you chicks, Marty's gay...now ya hafta sleep with me instead!!!

Ladies: Naaaah....

Lady #1: Actually you're the one that looks gay, Marty just looks terrified!

JD: Son of a bitch!

Later Marty retells the harrowing tale to some eager fans...

Marty: Then JD grabbed me with this crazed look in his eyes...I really though he was gonna start frenchin' me!

Fan #1: Did he have that marker in his hand?

Marty: What? Oh, no, but I'm gonna sign this after the story.

Fan #1: Ooooh...can I have it?

Marty: Sure!

This PicFic was based of a series of pictures Crazy4Marty posted for me at the PicFics thread at the lovehammers.com board - feel free to do the same!