Dino's Rhymes Are His Crimes
Dino: Bobby, Bobby drummer guy, kissed the girls and made them cry, when the boys come out to play Bobby does the same to they...Why, Bobby, why?
Billy: Oh Christ.... 
Dino: Hey diddle diddle Billy can play the fiddle, but when in bed his mouse goes dead, untill he takes his pill, Bill!
Billy: Son of a...
Bobby: This isn't gonna end well...
Marty: You think this is a long enough strip to tape Dino's mouth shut? "Mr. Big": Heh heh, probably...though I'd make sure you wrap the tape around a few time in case he tries to eat through it.
Marty: Smart man...
Marty: Oooohhh, Diiiinnnnooooo....
Marty: Choke hold!!!Dino: Gaaahhh
Marty: Don't struggle, Dino, you'll only make it worse if you struggle!
Major thanks go to "Mr Big" for the wonderful picture of him and Marty which he give me permission to use - told you I wouldn't mock ya, dude, haha. I'd also like to thank AngelShadow for the Billy rhyme and (much) of the Bobby rhyme as well. Please forgive the incredibly lame title. --Tooks ;-)
posted by Melissa at 3:38 PM
7 Comments:
Too too funny! "Mr. Big" you are cool to let Tooks use that pic! It just wouldn't have been the same otherwise.
:-D
Hahahaha!! That is so freakin' funny! You make me roll Tooks!
I make you roll? ...I'll assume with laughter, and not a need to throw oneself down a hill ;-)
Another great one!
Haha! Definitely rolling with laughter!
ROTFLMAO! THATS GREAT!
roflmao - fucking hilarious Tooks, I love it!
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