What Is This Thing Called Guitar?

Suzie: Marty, what is this?

Marty: Huh?

Suzie: This thing INXS gave each of us, it's very strange.

Marty: It's a guitar...you play it.

Suzie: :thinks: What is this thing called Guitar?

Ty: Suzie, how could you not know what a guitar is?

Suzie: I just...I don't understand what you do with it.

Ty: You play it...it makes music.

Suzie: How?

Ty: By plucking the strings...look, watch Rafael and Jim when they play, you'll see what I mean.

Rafael: Suzie, what the fuck are you doing?

Suzie: Trying to learn about the Guitar. Ty sais I should watch you to learn.

Rafael: Well, I am the best....but shouldn't you be singing?

Suzie: Uh oh!

Later....at another performance:

Kirk: Yah see, Suzie, yah put your fingahs heah and strum...then tha music comes.

Suzie: Ooooh, I get it! I like this thing called Guitar.

Kirk: Atta girl, Suzie! :thinks: God, please don't let her win, we'll be screwed.