Before They Were Rockers

As the final hours of 2005 approach (where I am, at least), I feel it is necessary to look back at the rocker's early years. The reason you ask? To see how this artists have grown and matured over the years, to see the progress they have made in the world of rock, and 'cause it's funny as hell!

MiG was once a character on an Aussie kids show complete with talking puppet animals. Look at 'im all cute and cuddly and pink...oops, I was looking at the bunny for a moment there. Yes, Mig too is cute as a button, complete with sweater vest which, as his tradition dicates, is unbottoned and open. It seems MiG has grown towards rocker quite a bit over the years....but then again he had long way to go.

I've already made "JD was an Elvis Impersonator" joke and the "JD Dressed like a Punk" joke so I'll skip those and go to the "JD Thought he was Billy Idol" joke! Yep, before JD wanted to be Michael Hutchence, JD wanted to be Billy Idol...honestly, not a bad choice - good boy JD! That being said I feel I shoud oh so politely remind you that you are not Billy Idol and that you should never strike that pose again - you don't look cool, you look like a dick.

Oh Marty, you and the rest of the Lovehammers were rockers right from the start. I bet you didn't even plan on humping that amp, it just came naturally to you, didn't it? And you've only gotten better with age; wiser, hotter, more stylin', and more mature. All that needs to happen now is for the world to notice! I still have one bit of advice for you...if you wanna keep molesting Dino (pulling his hair and implying he's a dirty girl on stage) at least have the decency to molest the other bandmate as well - flash Bobby some skin and mock-hump Billy's leg...Spread the Love!