Battle of the Boys - Round 3: The Eye Fuck

JD: So, looks like you're 0 for 2!

Marty: Man...you are so retarded.

JD: Let's move on to my specialty...The Eye Fuck! And because I'm the master, I'm going first this time.

Marty: You're specialty?!?! The Master?!? Whatever man...just go.

JD: Look, tell me that's not the look of the master!

Marty: You're forcing it, man...that's not an eye fuck, it's an eye rape.

JD: There's a difference?

Marty: :smacks JD:

JD: Ow, what the fuck?

Marty: You're a dick. Look, when you look into a girl's eyes she should feel like she just had the best sex ever, not got groped by some adolescent boy in the spare room of a party. Example...

Marty: See my intensity?

JD: Huh?

Marty: Look at my eyes, dumbass...see how the words "I'm gonna fuck you raw" come through my eyes? It's without effort...I don't need to grab my crotch or anything...I just need to feel the heat and passion and it simply passes through my eyes to the ladies, like osmosis.

JD: Ahhhhhh...I'm feeling a little uncomfortable...

Marty: Why?

JD: I don't wanna...but I can't look away. Your eyes are mesmerizing...Oooooo...can we please move on?

Marty: Are you giving me this one?

JD: Yes, just....let's move on, please!

Edited to make just a little funnier. Sorry for those who already read and commented (Hammered).