JD's Car Wreck

Reporter: In other news today JD Fortune, the new leader singer of INXS, nearly drove his mobile-home into the Pacific ocean today; thankfully the guard-rail saved him. No word yet as to the reasons for the crash...


JD: I don't know what everyone keeps talkin' about, that crash was the car's fault! It's not like I'm not some sex-obsessed horndog...by the way did you see that hot piece of ass that just went by?

MiG: That's me, ASSHOLE!!!

JD: Shit...


Was the mobile-home comment a cheap shot? Yes. Do I care? No.