Breast Wishes for Ted
Ted: Okay, everyone, listen up! No personal photos, one CD is to be signed per person, and there's alotta people so please don't hold the line up for everyone else, okay?
Fans: Aaaaaaawwwwwwww!
Ted: Also, no jumping the line, no jumping the rope, no jumping the Lovehammers! :thinks: please let this go off without a hitch or a punch to my face
Hot Chick: OH MY GAWD I FUCKING LOVE YOU!!! Will you please sign these? :pulls down shirt:
Ted: :thinks: Oh good lord.
After Meet & Greet:
Ted: :starts giggling:
Marty: Ted, dude, are you okay?
Ted: :giggling: Did...did you...
Marty: Did I what?
Ted: :whispers: Did you see the breasts on that one lady? I mean...my gawd, were they even real?
Lovehammers: :burst into laughter:
Marty: Yeah, man, we did.
Bobby: And yeah, they were real.
Billy: And congrats, dude, you're officially one of us.
Dino: Haha...did you see those breasts? How could you not? HAHAHA!!!
-- This was written in honor of Ted. Yeah, he can be a hard ass, but he's got a tough job...Hope you got alotta sneak peaks at some fabulous breasts while on tour, man! -- Tooks ;-)
posted by Melissa at 10:29 AM
5 Comments:
Ahh Ted..
Very enjoyable Tooks
hahaha! Funny.
ahh. poor ted. i think he needs a hug.
BIG HUG for ted.
Although, methinks I would feel very intimidated by Ted. I'll need to take some of you guys with me when I get a chance to go to a concert ...
Oh, trust me on this one.....Ted got a lot more than 'sneek peaks'.....a WHOLE LOT MORE!!!!!
LMAO--you have NO IDEA how much more!!!!!
(still LMAO.....yeah, there are perks to THAT job!)
;-) (sweet man, my ass!)
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