Vicodin Boys 1: Marty

Dino: ....Hey, guys? ...Where'd my Vicodin go?

Marty: Those were your Vicodin???

Dino: Heh heh...okay, first of all, you're WAY to close. Secondly...you took some, didn't you?

Marty: Me and the guys thought they were regular headache pills...

Dino: Oh crap...

Marty: ....Ummm

Ted: Marty, ya need something?

Marty: ...I can't remember how to spell...

Ted: Spell what?

Marty: ...My name...

Dino: :Stiffling laughter: M - A - R - T - ...

Marty: I!!! I remember now, M-a-r-t-i!

Ted: ....Yeeeaaah....it's Y, Marty. M-a-r-t-y.

Marty: Oooooh, right...that's it!

Dino: :thinks: This is not funny this is not funny... :bursts into laughter: This is fuckin' hilarious!!!

Thank you LilR for allowing me to post one of your pics (the last one)!!! Hope ya'll like this, I'll return with more of The Vicodin Boys later. -- Tooks ;-)

Some Things Money Can't Buy...

Marty Casey & Lovehammers CD: $12.98 0n Amazon.
One Ticket to a Lovehammers concert: $45

Getting a picture like this:...

...Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy...For everything else there's my checking account!

It's Gettin' Weird...

Marty: Hey Mig?

MiG: Yeah, Marty?

Marty: Is it just me, or are some of these PicFics gettin' weird?

MiG: Weird?

Marty: Yeah, ya know, like the one's with Dino bein' a carrot or gnome or whatever.

MiG: Well, those are Spocky's and she's a creative girl.

Marty: So you don't think they're gettin' even slightest bit weird?

MiG: When were her's not weird?

Marty: Alright, then, weirder.

MiG: ...:considers what Spocky might do if he answers:...No comment....

The Garden Gnome!!! - By Spocky

Narrorator Dude: First Dino was a pez dispencer... Narrorator Dude: Then he was a carrot... Narrorator Dude: And now he will become.... Narrorator Dude: A GARDEN GNOME! Narrorator Dude: And he is about to find out... Narrorator Dude: That being a GARDEN GNOME!... Narrorator Dude: Is harder then it looks... Narrorator Dude: Dino Korelis is A GARDEN GNOME! Rated PG-13

Again...all Spocky!!! - Tooks ;-)

Dino Korelis is A CARROT! (a movie) - By Spocky

Narrorator: Dino Korelis was a killer bassist with everything going for him... Narrorator: Until one day... Narrorator: He became... A CARROT
Dino: I'M A CARROT! Narrorator: It's 24 CARROT comedy that you don't want to miss! Narrorator: Dino Korelis is.... A CARROT! rated PG-13

All Spocky! - Tooks ;-)

No Touchy - by Domino and AngelShadow

JD: I can't believe it's all over. All the practice and hanging out, partying and pranks. We've had some pretty great times, you and I. I think what I'm going to miss most is being able to talk with you. I mean, I feel like we've really connected. It's been a lot of fun and, well, I'm gonna miss you man.

Marty: You're touching me. JD: Whoa. Sorry dude.

Marty: Just don't let it happen again.

JD: So, no saying goodbye like real men?

Marty: No way dude real men shouldnt do that....

Marty: Damn it, JD, no means NO!

The first half of this PicFic is Domino's, the second half is AngelShadow's; I just combined them and added the last sentence. Hope you likey! - Tooks ;-)

Dino's Prank on Some Random Dude - By Spocky

Setting: A party
Situation: A random dude is passed out and Dino is extremley bored
Supplies: Balloons, bunny ears, tiara, variety colors of permanant marker

Dino: You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?

Moments later...

Dino: :chanting: PIRATE PRINCESS PICKLE BUNNY!PIRATE PRINCESS PICKLE BUNNY!PIRATE PRINCESS PICKLE BUNNY!PIRATE PRINCESS PICKLE BUNNY!PIRATE PRINCESS PICKLE BUNNY!PIRATE PRINCESS PICKLE BUNNY!PIRATE PRINCESS PICKLE BUNNY!

This, of course, comes from the wonderfully strange mind of Spocky...and yet, I can see actually do this to some poor passed-out bastard were he given the opportunity, lol. - Tooks ;-)

Marty Learns Fashion Conclusion: The Total Package

Marty: ...Okay, how about this? Fashionista: THAT'S IT!!! That's the Rock Star look!!!!

Marty: Don't hate me because I'm beautiful...And please pour you beer in a plastic cup. Hahaha!

I don't know where that last pic came from, but thanks for taking it whoever you are. Thanks also to Crazy4Marty for this great idea! Hope ya'll liked it! - Tooks ;-)

Marty Learns Fashion Part 4: The Importance of the Hat

Fashionista: Remember, Marty, hat's are key. Without a good hat to set you apart from the rest you'll never reach Rock Star status. Marty: I like this one...I think this one works for me.

Fashionista: That it does!

A Few Days Later...

JD: Hey, Marty! You like my hat?

Marty: The fucker stole my hat! I KEEL YOU!!!!!!!!!

Fashionista: Boys! Boys!!! :thinks: ...Maybe the hat thing was the wrong way to go..."

Again, sorry this got so long...Only got one more of these to go and then one to other PicFics! - Tooks ;-)

Marty Learns Fashion Part 3: Assessories

Marty: Do these make my ass look... like I have an ass?

Fashionista: Yes, yes...you're progressing quite nicely...now for accessories.

Marty: Really? I should accessorize?

Fashionista: It's a must!

Marty: Hey, Andrew, did you know that, as a rock star, you need to accessories?

Andrew: Says who?

Marty: Fashionista!

Andrew: ....Who the bloody hell is "Fashionista"?

-- Sorry this took so long to get up, hope people still care. Note: The title "Assessories" is not a typo...just combining the ass with the accessories! - Tooks ;-)

Marty Learns Fashion Part 2: Make-up

Marty: Oh, wow, this is so gay.

Fashionista: Don't move or I'll poke you in the eye.

Marty: The guys back in Chicago are gonna kick my ass....OUCH!

Fashionista: What did I tell you?

Marty: That if I moved you'd poke me in the eye.

Fashionista: And what happened?

Marty: ...I moved and...and you poked me in the eye.

Fashionista: So what did we learn from this little mishap?

Marty: Not to move while putting on make-up.

Fashionista: And what did we learn about make-up? :gives Marty a mirror:

Marty: :looks at self: That black khol eyeliner really brings out the blue in my eyes! I mean, wow, that's fucking amazing!!!

Marty Learns Fashion Part 1: In The Beginning...

In the beginning... Marty: What do you mean this outfit isn't "rock star"?

Fashionista: There's no statement behind it.

Marty: Sure there is, it says, "I'm Marty and I'm comfy."

Fashionista: No, it says, "I'm Marty and I'm a mountain man".

Marty: Mountain man? No way! Ah, what do you know? Fashion doesn't even really matter in showbusiness in the long run.

Fashionist: Okay, it's clear you've got a lot to learn...

So...this is gonna be a series and all pics in the series were suggested by Crazy4Marty...she gave me an outline of the idea and I'm just running with it! Tooks ;-)

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Moonlite says this store really exists and can be found in Minneapolis...anyone up for a road trip? Thanks Moonlite!!! - Tooks ;-)

Marty's On Fire! - By Bright

Marty: DAMN!!! I'm sooo HOT that I'm on FIRE all the time!

As ya'll can see the lovely and talented Blend Artist from the LH boards, Bright, as decided to grace us with her first PicFic! Thanks Bright!!! - Tooks ;-)

Dino's Confusion!? Or Smartassieness?! - By Spocky

Random Person: DINO YOU KICK ASS!! Dino: I do?! Uh ok... :runs off:

Dino: Uh, like this?

Donkey: Uh, what is he going to do with that foot?!

Thanks again Spocky for the insanity!!! Tooks ;-)

Domino's Pantie PicFic

Marty: Dude, check it out. The ladies are lovin' you!

Dino: I know man! This kicks ASS!

Marty: Too bad you have a girlfriend and can't partake on all that love.

Dino: I know man. Such a shame. But I gotta respect my girl.

Marty: Then I guess you won't be needing these panties that were thrown at you?

Dino: :sighs: Nah man. You can keep 'em.

Bobby: Did somebody say panties?

This was all Domino's! Give her some lovin'...pantie-throwin' or otherwise! Tooks ;-)

Marty's Flexibility - By Spocky

Please beware this is Spocky at the height of her insanity...


Random Reporter: So, Marty. what else did you do when you were on rockstar INXS?

Marty: I took yoga.

Dino: Yeah, sure... prove it.

Marty: Okay, you asked for it.

(Warning: Not for people that are queezy!)

Dino: OH MY GOD! WHAT THE?! IS THAT? HOW? WHAT?! IS THAT EVEN HUMANLY POSSIBLE?!

Marty (voice muffled): Well, I can do it so apparently it is.

What did I tell you? ...Umm...thanks Spocky! Tooks ;-)

--- Marty, if you happen to read this one and we ever meet again, I give you full permission to smack me upside the head.)