Car Trouble aka This Is What Happens When There Is Nothing On TV - by Luna

MiG: Marty! Marty! Marty! I made it!

MiG: This is where the voices come from!

MiG: Wheeeee!!! Feel the wind in your hair!

Marty: Um...who's driving the car? And why are we facing the back of the car?

Bobby: We sure are going pretty fast considering the fact that MiG's feet don't even touch the pedals.

Billy: why did Marty have to have the last beer?

Dino: Why are we in this fucking car?!?

This was created by Luna around the time of Marty's "'Car" diary entry...sadly I got distracted and then forgot of it's genius until recently. I added a title (though the "This is what happens..." bit was the preface Luna used when first posting it) and only slight chages so that it conforms to the general PicFic look. Hope ya'll liked it, give Luna some love! --Tooks ;-)

PS: My PicFicVid is now available on MySpace!!! So, um, ya'll are free to add it to you MySpace pages, send it to others, comment on it and rate it, or add it to your "favorites"...ya know, whatever!

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=875518866&n=2

The Over-Sized Hamsters - by Spocky

This one is all Spocky...but I do love hamsters! :D ...Anyone wonder if, when Dino posted about having a dream about Chuck Norris, this was the kinda dream he had? I kinda hope it is, haha! Thanks Spocky!!! --Tooks ;-)

Dino's Rhymes Are His Crimes

Dino: Bobby, Bobby drummer guy, kissed the girls and made them cry, when the boys come out to play Bobby does the same to they...Why, Bobby, why?

Billy: Oh Christ....

Dino: Hey diddle diddle Billy can play the fiddle, but when in bed his mouse goes dead, untill he takes his pill, Bill!

Billy: Son of a...

Bobby: This isn't gonna end well...

Dino: Hickory, dickory, dock...Ladies love Marty's cock...But they don't know....He's got no dough...And it's actually just a sock!

Marty: You think this is a long enough strip to tape Dino's mouth shut?

"Mr. Big": Heh heh, probably...though I'd make sure you wrap the tape around a few time in case he tries to eat through it.

Marty: Smart man...

Marty: Oooohhh, Diiiinnnnooooo....

Dino: Dino, Dino, he's your man, if can't fu-....

Marty: Choke hold!!!

Dino: Gaaahhh

Marty: Don't struggle, Dino, you'll only make it worse if you struggle!

Major thanks go to "Mr Big" for the wonderful picture of him and Marty which he give me permission to use - told you I wouldn't mock ya, dude, haha. I'd also like to thank AngelShadow for the Billy rhyme and (much) of the Bobby rhyme as well. Please forgive the incredibly lame title. --Tooks ;-)

Freakin MiG Out

JD: Yo, g-dog, what up? I's be MiG-ity MiG-ity wak, dawg!

Marty: :laughs hysterically: Oh my gawd, that's too funny!
MiG: Oh, HA HA!!! You know, I expected this sorta behavior from JD, but not you Marty! I thought you were more mature!!!

Marty: Well, gee, MiG...I guess you were wrong, weren't you?

JD: Awww...come on, Miggy, loosen up! ...Give us a kiss!!!

MiG: :laughs awkwardly: Get the fuck away from me...both of ya! :leaves:

Marty: Dude, I think you really freaked MiG out.

JD: Meh, he'll be fine...he's a big boy.

Giving JD His Due

Marty: Hey guys, I was thinking....just to prove to everyone around us that there are no real hard feeling we should all say something nice about JD - you know, give the guy his due!
Dino: Heh heh, he's joking right?

Billy: He's gotta be!

Bobby: Ya know, I don't think he is...

Marty: No, I'm not kidding. You each have to say one good thing about the guy...now! I'll go first...JD won fair and square.

Billy: Oh, that's a good one!

Dino: Yeah, can we have that one?

Marty: No!

Dino: Okay then mine is...um...

...kola bears seem to like him...

Billy: Okay...ahhh...then my is... ...I actually kinda dig his "Go Fuck Yourself" tee-shirt, haha!

Bobby: My turn now? ....Okay then, how about, unlike you, Marty, I don't hafta stare at his ass during every concert a play at?

Rest of guys: :laughing:

Marty: Oh, haha guys...very funny!!!! ...Ya know what? Forget it.

Hi JD fans...this was for you, kinda. So, um, hope you stick around even though I'll no doubt be mocking your beloved JD "The Pretty" Fortune as I tend to do. Well, later folks! --Tooks ;-)

Marty's Manikin Mix-Up

Marty: Hey there, sexy lady...what's your name?

Lady: ...

Marty: Oh, I see...you're playing coy, eh?

Bobby; Ummm, Marty....

Dino: Shhh, dude, don't ruin it...Just let him go, haha!

Marty: Come on, lady, are you seriously telling me you don't wanna get with all of this?

Lady: ...

Marty: Please, just tell me your name!

Lady: ...

Marty: You're killing me here!!!
Lady: ...

JD: Excuse me!!! ....Has anyone seen my, um...I mean Tim's blow-up buddy?

Marty: :lets out nervous laugh: Oooooh...woooow....well this is embarassing, huh?

Dino: :laughs: Not for me! ...For me it's hilarious!

Thanks to all those who let their pictures be posted on MC.org as I have undoubtly snatched some of those folks' pics and to Nina99 specifically for giving me permission personally to use her pictures. I think that's it for now ladies and gents....Later!!! -- Tooks ;-)

JD's DITZ-y Come-On aka "Mount Me"

JD: Hey ladies...wanna mount a mounty?

Dino: Is he fuckin' kidding?

JD: Come one ladies!!! I know wanna MOUNT-y this!!!

Marty: :laughing: What the hell does he think he's doing?!? Does he actually think this is gonna work?

JD: Hey! Don't any of you chicks get it?!? I'M CANADIAN!!! I'M WEARING A MOUNTY HAT!!! MOUNT-y...MOUNT ME!!!!

Marty: Oh good gawd...

...Come on, JD wore a fuckin Mounty hat!!! You can't possibly tell you didn't see this one comin'! Thanks to Nina99 for allowing me to use some of her lovely pics - the others I snatched from The Zone site and Melinda L who aloowed hers to be posted on MC.org...thanks (hope you know it's all in good fun)!!! -- Tooks ;-)