Marty's Missing Mic - by Heart O Texas

Now where did I put that mic?
Have you seen my mic?

How about you guys?

Don't feel it here...

Not up here...

Found It!

This is entirely Heart O Texas's creation, I just gave it a name! Mad props to her cause I find this funny as hell! --Tooks ;-)

Comic Games

Matt: Guys, I'm bored...I wanna play something.

Marty: Like what, little buddy?

Matt: X-Men!!!

Dino: Ahahahaha!!!! Friggin dork!!!

Matt: Why are ya makin fun of me? X-Men is cool!

Marty: Well, I guess it could be worse...

Bobby: Yeah, how's that?

Marty: He coulda said Superman!!! :laughs:

Dave: Kneel Before Zod!!!

...I have no clue why I decided to do this except for the fact that I hadn't done a PicFic in awhile. Though when I first say Matt on RS:Supernova I imagined he was a comic-book fan and when I saw that pic of Dave I thought, "Kneel before Zod". Hope it didn't suck, especially since it took forever for blogger to work - blah! 'Kay, later! --Tooks ;-)

Boys and Their Toys

Dino: HOLY SHIT!!! Look at the size of THOSE things!!! Marty, Marty come look!!!

Marty: ...What is wro- Woah!!! Ben...look at these! :thinks: Those can't be real!

Ben: Being a lawyer is great, but I sure don't see THAT everyday in court!

Bobby: Dino wasn't kidding! Check that out! HOLY CRAP!!!

Billy: HAHAHA!!!! I swear you guys have one-track minds!

Marty: La la la...lost again, right down your shirt... :thinks: I'm never leaving this spot...:

These are all Nancy/BBE's pictures, the story line is hers, and all save for the last line are also her's - ain't she great, folks?!? Give her some love and mad-props!!! :D --- Tooks ;-)

3 SuperNova Shorts

Jason: All I'm saying is that this is in fact a contest that we're taking seriously...

Tommy: :thinks: If I flick him in the ear is that more funny or less funny than flicking him in the nuts?

Chris: :thinks: I am a golden god!!!

Magni: :thinks: Who is this Garth Brooks everyone speaks of?

Phil: :thinks: Dude, I want my bong...

Jason: METALLICA!!!!!

That's all I got for this now cause the site's having issues with the Week 2 elimination show pics (the link's up, but it just goes to Week 1 elimation pics)...oh well, whaddya gonna do? -- Tooks ;-)

Gotta Go, Gotta Go, Gotta Go Right Now!

Marty: Oh, wow, I really shoulda gone to the bathroom before I took the stage....

Marty: Ooooh, shiiit....I really gotta take a piss!!!!

Marty: Billy, let me hide behind you for a minute...

Billy: Why?

Marty: I gotta piss, but I can't let everyone see.

Billy: Don't you dare!!! In fact, get the fuck away from me right now...

Marty: Aaaahhhh....I gotta goooo....hmmmmm....

Marty: :singing: Straaaaiiiight leeet goooo.... :thinking: Oh, thank you god...oooohhh...much better...

Dino: Um, guys, do I smell piss? ....Why do I smell piss???

Billy: Holy shit! Marty, did you just take a leak over on Dino's side of the stage?

Marty: I told you I had to go.

Billy: Dude, Dino's gonna kick your ass!

Marty: Not if we don't tell him.

Billy: And what do I get for my silence?

Marty: Three dry-hump free shows and some peanut M&M's...

Billy: Deal!

So, thanks to Rockbeast for all the pictures, they're awesome...I bet you never thought they'd end up like this though, huh, lol!!! Hope you're not pissed (haha, bad pun) at what I did with them!!! I should have more PicFics coming out soon cause I've still got a ton of tour pics available from numerous lovely fellow Hammerheads and then there are the RockStar:Supernova pics that'll probably be coming in. -- Tooks ;-)

Marty Wants M&M's

Marty: Ya know what I could go for right now? Some peanut M&M's.

Billy: ...Yeah, dude, we're kinda in the middle of a show...could you, maybe, hold off til we at lest finish this song?

Marty: Yeah, I know...I'm just saying...I'd really like some peanut M&M's...I mean...

Marty: I REALLY want peanut M&M's!!! ....

Marty: Dino...Dino!

Dino: Yes?

Marty: Do, do you have any peanut M&M's?

Dino: I will if ya give me to the end of this song.

Marty: BUT I WANT THEM NOW!!!!!

Ben: :laughing: Oh my gawd, dude, is Marty okay?

Dino: Heh heh, yeah...I've got him running offa sugar throughout shows, I must have forgotten to feed him before we got on-stage.

Ben: So that's how he gets all his energy? He's sugar high?

Dino: Yep! The best part is, he doesn't even know it...he thinks it's some "deviant demon" or some shit, but it's really just chocolate and soda.

So, I've been dying to do one with the Pearl Room pics and this is what I came up with...sad isn't it? Oh well...sorry folks! I'm glad to see that Ben was there...good to see he's still hanging with the guys. :D

Thanks go to NancyBBE and UandME for letting me use their pics...much love ladies!!! Later! --Tooks ;-)

No Sex For Lee!!!

Tommy: Yeah, I rock...Yeah, I gonna bang the chicks on my new show, so what?

Tommy: What? I can't have sex with the contestants? ...Well, how about just one?

Tommy: NO?!? Whaddya mean, "no"?!? ...Well what the fuck am I doing this shit for?!?

Jason: Did you tell him about the loophole that lets him bang the fans?

Butch: Gawd no, he'd spend all his time in the audience and we'd never get anything done.

Jason: Yeah, you're probably right. ...Did you know I was in Metallica?

Butch: Yeah, I did, buddy...I did....

So, yeah, my first PicFic about the new RockStar show and I went for the easy shit - Tommy Lee & sex and Jason holding onto his Metallica fame. But what can I say? - Easy is fun!!! I'll be doing so more of these SuperNOva (haha, see, easy is fun) PicFics sprinkled throughout my other more Marty/Lovehammer/RS:INXS based ones so be prepared. --Tooks ;-)

Dancin' Fool - by Henry (and me)

Marty: Come on, Billy, dance with me...move, buddy, move!!!

Billy: Get the hell offa me, right now!

Marty: Oh, come on - just one dance buddy!

Billy: Oh okay...

Billy: Now go dance with Dino and leave me alone!

Marty: Come on Dino, get the hair outta your eyes and dance with me!!!

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Marty loves to dance...

He has happy feet - especially when he wears his Converse with the high top...

But me? Personally? I prefer to dance with him when he does the horizontal bop!!

So, this was a collaborative effort of Henry and mine...mostly Henry though. She started the first one with the first line, I picked it up and we went back and forth on it. The second one? All her's...though I must admit I share her sentiments, haha. --Tooks ;-)